If you intend to show the wicked world a cornucopia of green thumb power this gardening season (and you probably don't, but keep reading) you had better start exposing your precious sweet leaf to plenty of Black Sabbath.
Kids, I'm a person who has never really had much luck in the planting department. I can keep children and animals alive, and for the most part myself. But for some reason, unless it's a very low maintenance type of thing, I tend to kill plants.