She just sits around and takes up space while I do all the work. I know you guys are probably thinking I'm being petty and a horrible co-worker. But I have PROOF.
I just told you that you're going to get peed on by random bugs that hibernate for long enough to get a driver's license. And that sounds disgusting, right? Well, it's really kind of okay.
This is both heartwarming and enraging at the same time. A cleanup crew in Missouri was looking for locations in the St. Louis area this week when they found something awful and unexpected. It was a puppy that someone had thrown away. Fear not though as this is one Missouri puppy tale (or is that tail?) that has a very happy ending.
The good news is, your cats probably aren't lying around depressed when you leave them home alone all day. The bad news is, they might not MISS you either.
And the last thing you want is an unwelcome creature passing away on your lawn for your kid to find when they're raking leaves. Talk about an unpleasant surprise.