What’s Your “Worst Birthday Ever” Story?

Yesterday was my dad's birthday.  So far, I think  he had a good one.  I think I only managed to embarrass him maybe five times.  So while I was thinking of good and bad birthdays, the bad ones got funnier.  

Don't worry, I'm making a creeper face on purpose (for the giggles, you dig). We managed to surprise my sister for her birthday a while back with a secret visit, and so my sister and I managed to get another surprise back to Dad yesterday for his birthday.  Another surprise visit!  Who knew, right?  Anyway, we took him to chinese food and I talked about him a ton on the radio and he thought it was pretty funny.  But not every birthday can go this well, right?

It's a rite of passage to have at least one birthday go HORRIBLY wrong. We've all been there . . . so let's commiserate. What's your "WORST BIRTHDAY EVER" story? Here are five of my favorites . . .

1. "On my 10th birthday I got about $200 total so my mom took me to the store and I bought an amazing electric mini dirt bike. When we got home, my dad said, 'What the eff is this?' He ended up returning it . . . and kept the money."

2. "As a kid, our school would give us a 'birthday badge,' which was like a fake police badge with a pin. I put it in my pocket. The pin ended up piercing my testicles and I had to go to the ER."

3. "My girlfriend dumped me on my 21st birthday. So I did get to spend my 21st birthday at a bar, drinking legally . . . only I was drinking alone, crying, and walked home in the rain."

4. "My mom had set up a surprise party for me after school on my ninth birthday. All of my friends were going to go and I never saw it coming. BUT . . . my ninth birthday was September 11th, 2001. I ended up eating cake alone."

5. "My wife was acting suspicious right before my birthday so I started snooping. Turned out she was organizing a surprise party for me with all of my friends. Which was great! Unfortunately, while snooping, I also found out she was cheating on me."

What about you?  Surely you've got a couple doozies in there.  Comment and tell me all about it!

Celebratorily yours,

Behka