It's unclear what the next slogan will be, but in the past it was, "Nebraska: Where the West Begins." Which is so boring, I nearly fell asleep while typing that.
Wow, isn't that an...interesting party tip. What are you supposed to do, start shouting "LOOK OVER HERE! Here, I'll do a little dance to distract you so you don't see how badly he's cutting that turkey!"
So I thought, well, why not? I should try this out. So I thought, who needs to hear from Santa? Maybe NJ's Mom? NJ? My new baby grand nephew? Who knows?
I'm picturing one of those big trucks your Grandpa had in the 70's, that had two gas tanks, and always woke up everyone on Saturday mornings before chore time.
I can sure you, however, she has a tiny little walnut brain, and does not have a real grasp on the concept of what she should and shouldn't be eating this 4th of July holiday.