Husbando and I have been married for a little over a year. We were together for several years before that. About a year or so in, he decided to move from Columbia up here to Sedalia. He moved in, and warned me: "Look, I know you've got your cat. I'm just not a cat guy. Don't expect me to play with it. Don't expect me to like it. It's definitely not getting its hair all over me. I will never be a cat person, I just don't like them."  At the time, we only had Kitten, and he nicknamed her Stir Fry in contempt.  He's still not a cat guy, after all these years.

See, here is definitely NOT cuddling with two cats on our old couch.

Rebehka Cramer Moreland
Rebehka Cramer Moreland
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And as you can see here, he is clearly not letting the cat lick his bowl.

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Rebehka Cramer Moreland
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He's definitely not giving a cat scritches.

Rebehka Cramer Moreland
Rebehka Cramer Moreland
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That is not a cuddle session on the couch, clearly.

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Rebehka Cramer Moreland
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And here is again, not cuddling with two cats.

Rebehka Cramer Moreland
Rebehka Cramer Moreland
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I mean, I should have known. He doesn't get along with the animals. He's just not a cat guy. He hasn't been won over by their adorable antics and loving natures at all.

Sarcastically yours,
Behka

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