Take it as you will. You can use it, or, if your teenagers want to color their hair, you can read over this first and see if it's worth it in your household.
The downside is it's pretty bulky on your face, so you WILL be the "weird one" at the office. But I'm kind of already that person, so.... again, might not be a downside with that.
It's unclear what the next slogan will be, but in the past it was, "Nebraska: Where the West Begins." Which is so boring, I nearly fell asleep while typing that.
Wow, isn't that an...interesting party tip. What are you supposed to do, start shouting "LOOK OVER HERE! Here, I'll do a little dance to distract you so you don't see how badly he's cutting that turkey!"