What Makes You Say “I’m Too Old For This Crap”?

At some point, we ALL turn into Danny Glover from "Lethal Weapon" . . . something happens that makes us say, "I'm too old for this crap."  Yes, I said "crap."  Because I'm classy. 

There was a discussion on Jezebel.com about the things that make people say, "I'm too old for this crap."  Here are some of my favorites.

1.  Sleeping on something other than a bed, like a futon or a floor.

2.  Drinking bad coffee.

3.  Not having any money in savings.

4.  Waiting more than 20 minutes for a table at a restaurant.

5.  Cheap alcohol, unless it's by choice . . . like you really WANT a Miller High Life.

6.  Staying someplace longer than you want.

7.  Splitting a check by itemizing it.  Seriously, just divide it in half.

8.  All day . . . or all weekend . . . music festivals.

9.  Requesting new Facebook friends.

10.  Going to clubs.

I am so, so old, you guys.  I am not going to be subscribing to any of these anytime soon. I do not have the time nor the patience for any of that malarkey.

What about you?  What's something that makes you say, "Nope, I'm too old for that crap!"

Curmudgeonly yours,
Behka