The Internet Has Finally Explained Animal Behavior [VIDEO]

For many a year as a pet owner of several different animals, their behavior has vexed me.  In my mind, it seems almost inexplicable.  I have tried and tried to reason with said animals, be they cats, fish or even the occasional small child.  All for naught. But now, now the internet has finally produced something of use to me: an explanation. 

Yes, here for you to enjoy  now is the Diary of a Sad Cat.

Know now the innermost workings of their thought process!  Learn, my friends! Learn!

Humorously yours,

Behka