Ten Things I’m More Worried About Than the End of the World on December 21

So the big bad Mayans say the world is coming to a end this week (or they just ran out of a rock to chisel on). Either way, I'm not buying it.  But there are some things that still concern me, so here are my top 10 things that worry me more than the end of the world:

10) I'm worried that that orange filling that they put in Oreos during Halloween will catch on.  It makes my milk look funny.

9) I'm worried that Taylor Swift is NOT a fad, and that 30 years from now people will still be playing her music.

8) That Huey Lewis will still be square.

7) That Snoop Dogg (or Snoop Lion) runs out of animals to be named after and is stuck with the last one, "Snoop Sloth."

6) I'm worried that Willie Nelson really won't live forever. What would the world be like without Willie?

5) I am worried that Doug Sokolowski never does get it.

4) I'm worried that Jack Miller's comb over will strangle him.

3) I'm worried that Penny will elope with Sheldon.

2) I'm worried that Facebook will be the most annoying place on earth on the Dec. 21 and 22.

1) The #1 thing that worries most (seriously): That Danielle stops singing the blues!