Maybe that would fool someone not familiar with the English language, but... come on, guys. You're not even trying to steal the tiny amounts of money I have.
What's coming up at yours? Did you plant something new? Did you kill something already? Are the same plants there as last year? Do you have any tips for me to help out the porch kids?
Admittedly, it's not the end of the world, any of it. None of it is going to single handedly ruin my day. But you know that feeling. That feeling where you just... you know.