I have a Twitter, but I don't use it much.  I can't say it's something that I think about a lot.  But, yesterday I was filling in for our receptionist, and well.... I had a lot of time on my hands. It was a lot of just kind of sitting around.  People don't really come to the station just for giggles. So,  I ended up on Twitter.  I put in "Sedalia, Missouri" just to see what was up in our area. I thought, "Hey, maybe it'll be fun!"

Jay Hanson @Jhandsome2015
May 5: Sedalia Missouri might have the most chinstrap beards in all of Missouri

Ben Frederickson @Ben_Fred
Jan 7: I prefer 'Three Billboards Outside Sedalia, Missouri': Gun & Knife Show, State Fair, and Goody's Steak Burgers

Austin Jarchow, PGA @AustinJarchow
15 Oct 2017 : Sedalia missouri, people watching capital of the world.

briiii @brianna_pollitt
21 Jun 2017 : i'm convinced Sedalia Missouri is the lamest town in America

A$H 🍒 @ashtonpfost
29 Jan 2017: Sedalia, Missouri: where seeing a grown man with a mullet in overalls standing on his porch watching traffic is typical

Garrett Dulaban @dulaban40theLU
28 Dec 2015: Sedalia Missouri: where if you find a 10 she's probably dating a 4... #facts

Meredith @Mere_Death
9 Apr 2014: UFO sightings near Sedalia, Missouri: Because the human sample doesn't get cleaner than that.

💈Beauty w/a Blade 💈 @IsabelleDoe
17 Feb 2013 : Please Tell Me Now, Can I Trust ANY Dudes In Sedalia, Missouri?

Because So Far Everyone Is A Jeff.

@JeremyKCMO

8 Mar 2013 :  Oh Sedalia, Missouri. I'm glad I can always rely on you to be the armpit of our state.

I'm not sure what to make of all this. I thought I was ready, but I guess I wasn't. I'm gonna go lie down for a bit.

Triggeredly yours,
Behka