I Have A Very Distinct Hatred Of All Things Banana
I can't help it. Bananas are good for many things. Potassium. I bet many people make their living shipping, packing, picking, and cooking with bananas. I'm sure they appreciate the bounty of bananas every day.
I hate them. So much.
I don't remember when I started hating bananas, but it's been a long time. I don't like the taste, I don't like the consistency, I don't like the shape, I don't like the smell, I don't like the little black bits that look like bugs, I don't like the stringy parts, I don't want anything to do with them.
Banana bread, banana Starburst, banana body spray, banana muffins, banana cookies, banana smoothies, banana pancakes, banana pudding, ANYTHING. It's gross.
They're here on this earth to give me nothing but grossness. Having said that, I will not limit my family's access to the incredibly terrible yuck pouches. My father loves banana bread. I will make him banana bread if he wants it. I will do my best not to yack on the dough or throw it in the backyard to punish the neighborhood animals. The girls like portable snacks. I will keep bananas if they're going to eat them. If they do not eat them, I will take them to the garbage cans outside of my house directly, not making a stop in the kitchen garbage can, not passing go, and not collecting two hundred dollars.
I personally will avoid them like the pure evil they are.
What about you? Is there a food that you just irrationally hate?