I Found My Dream Home And It’s In Cole Camp
A girl can dream, right?
Of course, I can't afford this place, but... it's so pretty. Maybe if I make puppy dog eyes at someone, they'll buy it for me?
So, if anyone has $329,900 burning a hole in your pocket, and you just DON'T know what to do with it, I will happily take it off your hands. And then I will buy this house. And then, I will get a big, dumb, sweet dog. And then, I will live happily ever after. You want that for me, right? Not just happily ever after, but a sweet, dumb dog?
He would be so happy in that house. With me. And maybe Husbando.
Do it for Mr Boorkers.