I Found a Tracking Device in My Pants

So as I was walking through the radio station this morning, I noticed something that had dropped out of my pants leg. As I looked I noticed it looked very conspicuous.

I had felt like something was up in the past but I couldn't put my finger on what it was exactly. Then it happened and my thoughts of someone tracking me was confirmed.

I'm going to blame my wife on this one. Maybe at your house it's your wife, your mom or even your kids.

I had this sneaky feeling that she was up to something and then it was confirmed. It's really shocking that she went to such great lengths to have this device hiding in my pants.

Now to the untrained eye, this probably looks like a normal used dryer sheet. Oh contraire, my friend. This is a specially designed tracking device that our loved ones will place unbeknownst to the victim.

You may find them in your pants or in a shirt sleeve, but ultimately they will be found when you least expect it. Be aware my friends, be aware!