We are playing golf today in the D.A.R.E golf tournament and Doug shows up wearing this get up. Payne Stewart he's not. I got dizzy looking at him.  Give me your best photo caption. I'll start with a few:

  • Hey the circus is in town, where are the floppy shoes?
  • I didn't think we were playing mini golf, but let me see if I can putt this through the clown's butt.
  • Look closely,and my clothes count backwards from ten and then squawk like a chicken.

Your turn...play along