Calendar Thieves: Good Bands Telling Bad Jokes, Vol. 3

We are firm believers that laughter is the only thing keeping us afloat in this soul-shattering world. Which is why, for the past couple of weeks, we've been going to your favorite musicians and getting them to tell the absolute worst jokes they can come up with, as part of our aptly titled Good Bands Telling Bad Jokes series. We spread these jokes out across our Facebook and Twitter pages, putting out a joke a day, but now we've got a nice collection for you to sink your teeth into on our YouTube page. For our third volume of GBTBJ Digest, we've collected our favorites, like Nothing, Infinity Crush, Helmet, Pelican and Pallbearer, to tell us timely calendar jokes, duck zingers and what chickens eat at birthday parties.